Yessss Orochimaru picked Naruto up from school and it was EVERYTHING MY HEART WANTED. First - a loving reunion scene. Second - civilian smackdown. Third - acknowledgement in front of all those jerky children that actually yes Naruto does have an uncle and he can KILL YOU.

Ahaha speaking of kill...just in case we thought Orochimaru had a softer side, the unnecessarily agonizing deaths do remind us that morality is really just an acquaintance with Orochimaru. Although, they were slave traders soooo...karma's a bitch!